Canoe Blues

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
{The heck are you talking about?! No it isn't!}
I can see all obstacles in my way
{All I can see are thoes shallow rapids up ahead, PADDLE TO THE OTHER SIDE!}
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
{Ya mean like the one currently dumping 50 gallons of water on our heads? It's still there}
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day.
{Yeah. That forcast is lookin' reeeeeal good}

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
{Tell that to my sholder you ass}
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
{My feeling of wanting to strangle you hasn't!}
Here is the rainbow I've been prayin for
{That's a gasolien puddle}
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day.
{Stiiiiill waiting here}

Look all around, there's nothin but blue skies
{Which way are you looking? All I see are trees}
Look straight ahead, nothin but blue skies
{That and that bridge! PADDEL!}

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
{*looking around* Nope still here}
I can see all obstacles in my way
{DO YOU NOT SEE THE BRIDGE?!}
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
{I'm gonna make you blind if you don't shut up}
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day.
{*facepalm* *to the rest of the group* I vote HIM off the canoe}